Thursday, April 25, 2013

Your Fly's Down

Ever have those perfect pair of jeans that fit just right, but no matter how hard you try they just won't stay zipped up? Well I have a solution
1. Find an old key ring
2. Attach the key roof to the whole in your zipper
3. Zip your pants
4. Pull the key ring over your button and there you go no more unzipped fly's
Happy Hacking!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Saggy Butt Blues

We all want that toned butt that is firm and high but it seems so impossible to achieve now there are very few workouts that target your butt muscles exactly but there are a few that lift that saggy butt to give you a younger feel (before starting these exercises which should only be performed 3-5 times a week please not that if you feel any pain do not continue with the workout
1. 45 squats (15 pliƩ: toes facing outwards, 15 wide: wide stance so your butt can touch all the way to the ground, 15 regular)
2. 60 squat jumps (3 intervals of 20: start in a low squat position and using your arms jump up and when you land bend your knees until your back to the squat position)
3. 100 Fire Hydrants (25 side both legs and 25 back both legs: they are called fire hydrants because while doing them you look like a peeing dog. now this can be done with or without weights. if you are using weights I don't recommend going above eight pounds. For the side fire hydrant ( For the side you cannot use weights. ) get down on all fours with your knees touch the ground. Take your leg Nd raise your knee towards your hip while still bending it. For the back fire hydrants (if you are using weights hold it on the back of your knee) raise your foot towards your butt but do not extend your leg.
Good luck!
HAPPY HACKING!

Yellow Teeth?

Well here you are your stuck in a bathroom with nasty build up on your teeth because you forgot to brush, and lets face it you don't have a tooth brush just lying around so this may seem a bit unorthodox but it at least degunks your teeth
1. Wash your hands and fingernails thoroughly
2. (The nasty part) with a paper towel scrape off as much gunk as you can with your fingernail covered by the towel
3. Thoroughly rinse with water
4. (Optional) Take a piece of minty sugar free gum and rub on smooth surfaces of teeth (discard) rinse and you are ready to go!
HAPPY HACKING!

Penut His Throat!

So we all know it is almost impossible to get your dog to eat pills. My 1-year-old went so far as to chew the pill pocket off the pill and discard of it in the yard. THE STRUGGLE IS OVER! 1. Take a scoop of peanut butter on your finger 2. Completely envelop the pill in pent butter 3. Stick it on the back of the dog's tongue Voile! the peanut butter is so sticky that he will not be able to spit the pill back up. Plus dog's like peanut butter. HAPPY HACKING!

Monday, April 22, 2013

The Frugal Grocer

Ok I know not all people like to shop at walmart and big lots, but you can save a ton of money by following these easy tips.
1. Before going grocery shopping make a list of what you need and then research coupons on desired products
2. If you like to shop at places like whole foods and fresh market I know your pain. Everything is so good but so expensive. Divide your items into two categories by "what I must get at nice grocery" and "what I don't mind buying cheaper" you won't be kicking your organic obsessions but it will save you a ton of mulah!
Happy Hacking!!

The Dryer Dilemma

So you have a shirt that you want to wear but I hasn't been washed? First off if it seems clean enough just wear it. But I understand people like that fresh just dried feeling. If you are one of those people but don't have the time to actually watch your clothes, have I got the solution for you!
1. Take item of clothing
2. Insert 1 dryer sheet per sleeve, pant leg, and two for the body
3. Put it in the dryer for 10-15 minutes and badabing badaboom you got that fresh just washed feeling!
Happy hacking!